Merry Christmas!!!

Hello Fans!!!

I know I have been slacking again on the old Blog but what do you want me to tell you!! I cant tell you about all the Drinking that I have been doing all the sex and drugs all the trouble with the Police how I have infact been deported and that I am so ashamed to come home that I am hiding out in Thailand with five wives and four kids on the way!!!

Would I???

Well yeah I will throw in a few pictures and keep you updated.

I am in Sydney I was staying with a couple of J's Grandparents friends north of Manly!!! They were lovely but for us to get over to Bondi where I am currently staying took us 3 hours to get there and the same back.

So far Sydney seems wicked. As far as the public transport and getting around the city, compared to Melbourne it is Shocking!!! From what I can gather at the moment Melbourne has more of a Band culture where as Sydney is Clubs, The few bars that I have been to in around Bondi area are like the Goose on Hotel Street or Squares + I may as well be in Ireland, I mentioned to Jay as we were walking down the beach how many Irish people there were here as we had just checked into another room with Colin "fickin" Farrell, as I said the words "the Irish are everywhere" just about every other head on the beach purked up. I do quite like the Irish though they like to Drink!!! In fact I am just recovering from a big night out with Colin, I was looking for Linda all night but I could only find Lance and Emma (If you don't know the pickards then you wont get that last Stuart Almond joke).

What Else...

...Oh yeah

...did I mention the time that another Irish guy (Ulton) in Melbourne told us that he had met up with a ex Eastenders star known as Raji in the Boozer the previous night and that he let on that he was judging a bikini comp down on Chapel Street!!! Well the three people that Ulton was with that night couldn't make it, so as you do J Tom n I forced ourselves to go. We just thought it was going to be some shitty comp but it turned out that it was the Victorian Grand Final. Well we met up with Raji very charming man. He took us down to the venue. We just thought that he would give us some free tickets, well he got us in then gave us some passes for the V.I.P area. Now as I am famous already this didn't seem like anything out of ordinary but I could tell that Raji was well out of his depth. Lets just say, Fashion T.V were there and the girls weren't ugly and yes I got very drunk and danced around like a massive Pratt!!!

Talking of Models...

...For those of you who don't already know this is Jane. Seeing as I have never put her on my Blog before I thought that I would add her just so you can all see her cheesy cute little face. I think this picture sums her up. Hi Jane if your reading this, Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you all please have as good a one as I am having !!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho!!!