Melbourne

Its been a while so lets begin with a few small exercises just to get your brain engaged.

Where's Wolly Now? Can you spot him amongst the crowd at the Phillip Island Circuit.


Who is Janet most commonly known as? (Bonus Who is the Dwarf next to her?)









What happens when you drink too much??? All answer on a stamped addressed envelope to Ramsey Street, Neighbours, via Grundy.



Where do I begin...

...we have been in Melbourne now for over a month and we have been up to a few little things, mainly signing up for a liver transplant as one more Pub Crawl may just send me over the edge. We spent four Cold days watching the Moto GP, which is something that you have to watch live to understand how nuts they are. Mainly though we sat around a bonfire drinking Victoria Bitter (its Lager really) debating Ozzy vs Poms with that joker asleep in the chair. I was going to start a new theme to accompany Wally but thought that it may be a little cruel on Jay. I shouldn't mention that he had his hair dyed to a more natural colour as he didn't like the sunblest look, Uhmm!

Lets just say I still think that the guy in the bunk above is wearing a wig!!!

Its hard during this traveling rubbish there's never any time or money for haircuts or even colouring???

Thought you may appreciate this one this was wrote out in the Melbourne sky not long after Steve Irwins death.


Back to the Poistive!

So far I have been cruising the streets, cafes and bars, its what you do in Melbourne but my accountant doesn't take to it to well. I went to a pre arranged party in the heart of the CBD, called Parklife it was thoroughly entertaining, consisting mainly of hip hop guys tearing up three of four decks at any one time. Since then I have been to a industrial rave with the worst trance music, but you were able to bring your own booze which helped ease the pain. I could quite easily become stuck in this little party city, there is always something going on or someone playing, like Fabio, Ronnie, Elton or...

...Dr Karl.

Yes the Dr. Mature Cheddar Warning!!!

But the cherry on the top of the cake has to be the Neighbours evening which I am sure you all have the pictures of already, as Tom (the latest traveler to join the tour) has already forwarded them on. You may find that I don't feature in any of the pictures what can I say someone has to be the cameraman, and giving Lynn Scully a kiss was much more rewarding. The Dr is touring the U.K in November you may want to check him out, the Doc Rocks. Tom is already talking about going back. I will have to see who the next load of guests are first, such as Sky, Harold or Sue.

The evening is set in a traditional English Pub, with three stars of which we had Paul Robinson, Lynn Scully and that Ned bloke. After they say a few things and answer a few Q's they walk around with their minders and have their pictures taken with you. Its strange but highly entertaining. We took a Yank with us, he didn't have a clue but the sight of 50+ English, Irish and Scottish girls was enough to warrant a few more drinks. After the stars have done their walk and had the pleasure of shaking MY hand or kissing MY cheek, the Dr and his band come on. He doesn't just play a little number for you, he stands up there and plays all the latest rock tunes with a few oldies included. I mean just look at the guys face...

As always I will update again, I would like to say Happy Birthday to Sue, if I am not wrong she will be 60 on the 15th of this fine month.

H